Jom refesh kan balik otak2.
true.. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the
* Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen,
artist in home & devil in bed.
But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home &
economist in Bed.
* Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill
* Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r
beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I’m blue. U r my
headache, one day I’ll kill u.
* Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant
You order what you want, and then when you see what the
other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
* Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr : married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
* Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands
before the fight begins!
* Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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