I’m Back!

Posted: August 17, 2009 in lawak, MyDiary
Rindu dekat blog aku. Sehari kalau tak update rasa macam tak sah, dah 3 hari i holiday. 15.08.09 haritu i pergi Klana Resort Seremban Negeri Sembilan . Maljis Graduasi . Banyak juga benda i nak post harini diantaranya gambar – gambar i sekitar convocation . Sekarang i masih tunggu email – email gambar dari rakan i. ok . Dah 3 hari cuti kerja mesti banyak kan.. T_T nanti i sambung balik. Tungguuuuu… Zazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…

Jom refesh kan balik otak2.

* They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it’s
true.. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the
bank.

* Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen,
artist in home & devil in bed.
But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home &
economist in Bed.

* Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill
does!

* Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r
beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I’m blue. U r my
headache, one day I’ll kill u.

* Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant
with friends.
You order what you want, and then when you see what the
other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

* Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr : married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr : No, but the thought of long life will never come.

* Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands
before the fight begins!

* Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

cak cak cak
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